Mason Tomlin – Marketing Apprentice

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About Me

Hello! I’m the Marketing Apprentice at Seriously Helpful. I specialise in B2B sales and staying creative. Want to know more about me?

•    In my free time I’m a Musician, Linguist, Martial Artist and Airsofter. I can’t stop being productive!
•    I have had a few accomplishments that have made me proud, including being aired on BBC radio and being able to play over 6 instruments proficiently.

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Team Questions and Answers

Nickname: Princess

Bucket list places to visit: Italy (again)

What are you scared of: Nothing, what? I’m a manly man!….manly….yeah….not scared of anything at all! Not me!

If you found a magic lamp, which three things would you wish for? MORE wishes!

But, maybe….a Mazda Rx7, a barn conversion in the country, and the end of extremism so I can actually ENJOY those things!

Who would play you in a film adaptation of your life? Probably Michael Cera or Ben Stiller depending on how old I am in the film. Must be Jewish looking or nerdy and ultimately funny…

What are the last three songs you listened to?  Black Stone Cherry ‘Blame It On The Boom Boom’ – Alt J ‘Tessellate’ – Jack Garrett ‘Worry’

What came first and why? The chicken or the egg? The egg, logically reasoning that the egg didn’t just appear, and that evolution carried the egg laying trait from some form of amoeba in the early developmental phases of the earth… Enough said.

Pick one – sweet or salted: Salted right now, but I can’t stop eating sweets. Help.

If you were to watch one film on repeat forever, what would it be and why? I’ve tried this – I watched school of rock twice a day every day of the week. It doesn’t matter, eventually you reach insanity, and the incomprehensive ability to repeat every single line from the film – you’re tacky and I HATE YOU!

Explain how the internet works: The internet works by sacrificing sheep to pagan gods. About 20 sheep died (one per millisecond) for you to find out, ‘What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?’

If you were a piece of stationary from your desk what would you be and why? My desk, Because I’m stationary *badum tish* But seriously, I have only got a pen.