Michael Coletta – Partner Support/Design Manager

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About Me

I’m the design manager here at Seriously Helpful. I like to think I’m helpful towards people, but never serious. I am quite a creative person when it comes to drawings and design ideas.

  • My interests are football, cars, music, films and drawing. I love football! Favorite team is Liverpool. Dream car would be the McLaren P1. Favorite artist is Eminem and favorite film would be out of Forrest Gump or Shawshank Redemption.
  • My dislikes are bad drivers and reality TV “stars”.

Team Questions and Answers

Nickname: M or Mike

Bucket list places to visit: Nepal (again), America, Japan, Vietnam, Brazil

What are you scared of: moths uncontrollably fluttering in my face

If you found a magic lamp, which three things would you wish for? First, lot of money, second super powers and third unlimited wishes

Who would play you in a film adaptation of your life? A young Bruce Willis with Michael Bay directing to add a ridiculous amount of action and explosions to a normal journey to work.

What are the last three songs you listened too?  Earth, Wind and Fire – September, Eminem – Stan and Kanye West – Through the Wire

What came first and why? The chicken or the egg? The egg – some random dinosaur laid a defected egg and thus the chicken was born (well hatched)!

Pick one – sweet or salted: Salted

If you were to watch one film on repeat forever, what would it be and why? Forest Gump! Never get bored of it, so much variation to the story throughout the film

Explain how the internet works: Controlled by thousands of monkeys on computers in a laboratory and the computers are powered by millions of hamsters in wheels

If you were a piece of stationary from your desk what would you be and why?  A pen, so I can write the rules!